Danny Dyer makes revolting confession after revealing he once ate kids CRAYONS | The Sun

DANNY Dyer has confessed he once pooped out kids' crayons.

The outspoken actor, 45, says he got the colourful surprise during a colonic irrigation – where water is used to flush out the digestive system – and realised he must have ingested the drawing pens at some point when he was younger. 

He said: “"F*****g legs up in the air, all this s**t starts coming out, then a couple of crayons come out. 

“And I'm thinking what the f**k is going on here. It freaked me out.”

Danny makes the revolting admission on ITV2’s Shopping With Keith Lemon tonight. 

During one chat, Keith – the alter ego of comic Leigh Francis, 49 – asks Danny: “Did you do anything crazy when you were a kid like stick a pencil up your bum?”


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The EastEnders actor shared: “Nah but I went for a colonic right… I’ve eaten crayons as a kid.

“When you have a colonic what happens, you sit on this thing and this bird whacks a tube up your a**e and then you wait for it to fill your belly up with water.

“It fills up so much that all the sh*t comes out.”

Danny was then so freaked out when the crayons popped out, he told the clinician he wanted to finish the treatment early and dashed home. 

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Shopping with Keith Lemon is on its third series and sees the bawdy comic character interview celebrities while out on a spending spree. 

And Danny’s episode sounds like another highbrow episode. 

Elsewhere the duo take a pitstop to tuck into a plate of jellied eels. 

Danny reckons the gloopy dome of fish “looks like a fake tit” and adds: “Imagine that, if you nicked a bird and you got her home and she got her tits out and they looked like that.”

Talk turns to sex and the bawdy actor tells Keith: “When I first discovered my winkle it was down to Madonna. I remember seeing her and getting some sort of twitch in my loins. 

“It was the best f*cking thing in the world.”

Danny is soon to leave EastEnders in explosive scenes later this year.

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Other celebrities off for a spree with Keith this series include Jamie Laing and Judi Love. 

Watch the fun tonight on Shopping With Keith Lemon at 10pm on ITV2.

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